In case you were wondering....

CK is getting a Publix sub for dinner tonight. All he can think about all day is how delicious it is going to taste, oh the sweet tangy chicken fingers, piled high with all of his favorite toppings. Yes from the outside it may seem like he leads a daring life......leading the engagement team to victory, cracking the whip as he stands over the engagement team minions as we type furiously, etc, etc. But deep down he is just really a simple guy, who likes simple things like Publix subs. Any guys whose highlight of the day is his Publix sub dinner indicates monotony. Heck, I think I'm one up on him......at least I have chocolate pieces with jimmie's to look forward to.

Break out your old Vanilla Ice record and get down with it!

Stop collaborate and listen
Audit failure can lead to conviction
Internal control, grabs a hold of me tightly
I think about walk-throughs daily and nightly.
Will it stop?
Yo I don't know
It just depends on SOX Foh-oh-Foh.
With your books you better not be a vandal,
Or we'll expose you like the Enron scandal
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Audit!
Inherent risk constantly looms
I'm comin' around makin' sure you lock all your rooms.
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Fraud can result in a serious felony.
Love or leave it
Inherent risk is here to stay
You better take caution
Cause PCAOB don't play!
If there's a problem
YO I'll solve it
Check out the books while my CPA resolves it!
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Now that the financial statement risk is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the detection risk is pump'n
Quick to the point, detection risk there's no faking
Cooking your books we'll fry you like bacon!
Catching them, if they're quick and nimble,
If your detected you'll be a criminal!
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Yo let's go audit,
Word to your partner.

VOTE NOW!

So the team has decided that we need a mini-fridge in the room. The request of a mini-fridge arises out of the basic need to keep the First Lady of Food quiet and diligently working and because our current food drawer is not capable of keeping our drinks cool or housing perishable snacks. However, mini-fridges are not really that cheap and with our current budget dwindling down due to the mad shopping spree at the local Office Max on high powered staplers and electric holepunches, it will take a lot of convincing to get approval from our Sugar Daddy. We thought we would poll you, our readers, to find out what you think, so please vote in the survey on the right sidebar!

Beer at Work

Sixteen Reasons Why You Should Have Beer at Work:

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross."

Hello!

Welcome! As chair of the Entertainment Committee I would like to welcome you to our blog. I hope you enjoy reading about the drama, tears, heartache, and successes of our engagement team as we work together day in and day out to take over the world. Please note that any resemblance to real people or organizations depicted in this blog are purely coincidental. Void where prohibited.