Bats are in the building.....may substantially delay work!

I just wanted to share this email that I have received from an Environmental, Health, and Safety Employee from the fine establishment where our team currently resides. We have notified the chair of the sugar daddy committee as well as the big cheese to let them know of the situation and the reason for possible decreased levels of productivity. The email reads as follows:

Bldg. XX Occupants:

As I'm sure you are aware, bats have been observed within the Bldg. XX interior. The Facilities Department is actively seeking a resolution to this problem and it is expected that the process to remove the bats will begin within the next week.

Until such time as the bats have been effectively excluded from Bldg. XX, do not touch any bat that you encounter. Any bat seen within the building should be promptly reported to the Facilities Helpdesk at x5555.

Once the date for the start of the exclusion process has been determined, you will receive another email more clearly informing you of the process. I ask for your continued patience with this issue.

Please contact me if you have any questions or concerns.