Working Hard or Hardly Working

"The beatings will continue until morale improves" ~Taken from a bumper sticker on the white car in the parking lot

Friday, August 18, 2006

Break out your old Vanilla Ice record and get down with it!

Stop collaborate and listen
Audit failure can lead to conviction
Internal control, grabs a hold of me tightly
I think about walk-throughs daily and nightly.
Will it stop?
Yo I don't know
It just depends on SOX Foh-oh-Foh.
With your books you better not be a vandal,
Or we'll expose you like the Enron scandal
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Audit!
Inherent risk constantly looms
I'm comin' around makin' sure you lock all your rooms.
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Fraud can result in a serious felony.
Love or leave it
Inherent risk is here to stay
You better take caution
Cause PCAOB don't play!
If there's a problem
YO I'll solve it
Check out the books while my CPA resolves it!
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Now that the financial statement risk is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the detection risk is pump'n
Quick to the point, detection risk there's no faking
Cooking your books we'll fry you like bacon!
Catching them, if they're quick and nimble,
If your detected you'll be a criminal!
Audit risk baby
Audit risk baby
Yo let's go audit,
Word to your partner.

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